tiktoksthataregood:

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penny-anna:

Found out the chorus of Jolene is 20 seconds… This changes the handwashing game

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misteranthrope:

I didn’t realize this, cuz I never look at a Fox or Breitbart article. I do subscribe to the NYT.

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thescholarsruminations:

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omg-whydidimakethisaccount:

omg-whydidimakethisaccount:

the-foley-knoll-horror:

fangusklot:

bro not to alarm you but you’re out of bread 

It’s okay I’m going to buy more

I feel as though this is a joke I simply don’t get

Thank you my trusty followers and mutuals for informing me and reminding me why I hate mankind

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cityelf:

I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.

I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”

Too late, they realise.

The pregnancy? A scam.

The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.

The doors? Locked.

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emzorzin4d:

tenderstems:

i’ve watched this 20 times

This is the best impression of a British voice done by an American. I know that tone, that presenter voice over intonation.

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teakturn:

For the person commenting on not taking a pay cut, he HAD to change his lifestyle to be able to afford to pay his employees a living wage. He talked to accountants and they helped him break the numbers down based on data about the cost of living and various factors about the commute, housing issues, etc. All inspired by his best friend going nearly into debt over medical costs meanwhile he had several houses, a jet, and drank champagne daily.

He sold stock, houses, and changed his spending and as a result, his employees were overall happier and the way they worked improved. They all bought more shit and had more kids and did all the consumption people want for us while also enjoying their work and their boss enough to band together and buy him a fucking Tesla as a thank you.

And you know what he realized after taking his pay cut? He didn’t need the champagne or the girls or the “lifestyle” of being a billionaire. He feels fulfilled in his work and with the people he’s surrounded himself with and he feels that he’s made a step in the right direction that other businessmen and billionaires should follow.

Please read the article and his statements on twitter because it’s eye-opening to see that you CAN be successful doing things ethically. 

jehovahhthickness:

Absolutely

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

We are definitely going to talk about this guy on Buisness Desserts

Employees are not costs to be reduced, they are investments, they are assets that appreciate in value

jehovahhthickness:

It gets better.

jehovahhthickness:

He took a pay cut. I’m not doing all of that. Ima just pay my people well and give top notch benefits.

jehovahhthickness:

I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.

I’m not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire 😂😂😂

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softdennis:

later he said they’re getting two rats

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incrediblypaintedghost:

Some people…cheat on their wives with their subordinates in the Oval Office…to cope???

peteseeger:

Oh my god

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beevean:

Stronger Than You: tied to one of the biggest reveals of Season 1, describes Garnet in a nutshell, the shameless celebration of the eternal love between two women

It’s Over, Isn’t It: a breathtaking Broadway piece about Pearl’s complex feelings and her trauma about Rose, how she’s torn between resentment for Greg, feelings of worthlessness, and maternal love for Steven

Other Friends: electro swing earworm

m4ma:

The Holy Trinity of SU songs that had the fandom absolutely losing their shits when they came out

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gay2kornee:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Top this, bottom that. I’m sex repulsed. I don’t care. Get your pocket knife out and whittle me a duck. That’ll impress me.

If you wanna be my lover you’ve gotta win the timed whittling competition at the county fair.

Fuck all my other “standards” this is it

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